KICK! HIT! GOAL!!!.

A FRIEND IS ONE WHO SHARES THE BRIGHT SUN OR THE GLOOM, A FRIEND IS ONE WITH LOVE TO SPARE BECAUSE THE HEART HAS ROOM.

GOOD FRIENDS SHARE, SO MANY WONDERFUL MOMENTS, SO MANY SPECIAL MEMORIES, BUT MOST OF ALL GOOD FRIENDS SHARE EACH OTHER.

FRIENDSHIP LIKE TREES, GROWS STRONG WITH EACH PASSING DAY, IT'S VALUE, TOO, CANNOT BE MEASURED, ONLY TREASURED IN A UNIQUE WAY.

FRIENDS ARE SPECIAL PEOPLE WHO TURN GREY SKIES TO BLUE, AND BRING A WORLD OF HAPPINESS TO OTHERS WITH THINGS THAT THEY SAY OR DO.

Professor at one of the IIMs was explaining marketing concepts to theStudents:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." -That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" - That's PublicRelations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets

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